delightfullyvague:

The X-Files + Scully’s Darkness Falls Jacket

season 1 scully(source)

ray-darr:

dicktouching:

honk-kong:

jillbiden:

the queen wearing a hoodie whilst driving a range rover

[x]

“the thug life chose me”

Not to mention that’s the most royal fuckin hoodie it’s floral and it has bobby pins in it to KEEP IT ON HER HEAD.

This is art.

"No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your ‘religious freedom.’ If you don’t like birth control, don’t use it. Religious freedom doesn’t mean you can force others to live by your own beliefs."

President Barack Obama

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(via barackobama)

MY PRESIDENT Y’ALL

(via oh-cecil-oh)

germbat:

w h a t

sprousetwinsblog:

Social Experiment 2.0

sprousetwinsblog:

Social Experiment 2.0

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

Too Often a Conversation

  • Me: [Presents a strange yet interesting fact that changes someone's worldview]
  • Them: Oh, yeah, I read that article on Cracked.
  • Me: [Windless sails]
  • surprisebitch:

    fandomosities:

    tyleroakley:

    6 seconds is not enough.

    OMFG THIS IS BRILLIANT AND NO SIX SECONDS IS NOT ENOUGH THE ENTIRE MOVIE SHOULD BE LIKE THIS

    tonyshalube:

    there should be an avengers tv show but it should be filmed and executed like parks and rec

    whovians-are-cool10:

    samwinchesters-killerpenis:

    conor-cymex:

    paigefillyr:

    riverdanceinhell:

    so you know how everyone is always like lol illuminati 666 hail satan the south will rise again etc.

    well today i was like hey what exactly was the illuminati anyways? and i

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    oh

    Next time on: I didn’t know I was a member of the Illuminati.

    Plot twist: Tumblr is literally the Illuminati.

    am i in a cult

    I am quite proud of this

    ugly:

    empyrien:

    alizabug:

    I’ve posted this before but this gives me strength when I have none

    IVE WATCHED THIS A MILLION TIMES AND ITS NEVER NOT FUNNY

    what the FACK?

    Disney Endings